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Rumors about my funeral and the truth of each.
Journal entry by Michael March — 2/6/2016

Rumor #1 - You will need to buy a $5 ticket to get in.
Truth: Yes, there is a $5 donation to Toys for Tots being asked for to come to the funeral. Do you have to donate to come to the funeral? Nope, it's your option to help kids or not.

Rumor #2 - There is going to be a 50/50 raffle at the Funeral.
Truth: Yes, there will be a 50/50 raffle. Proceeds will go to the Winchester Cancer Center. Do you have to buy a ticket? Again, nope. Hopefully you or a family member are the 1 out of 2 that will never get cancer, or need help at the cancer center. Interesting thought, right?

Rumor #3 - Invitations will be handed out by me (Mike) for my own funeral.
Truth: Yes, this is what happens when you give someone like me, 6 months to a year to plan his own funeral and memorial service. I am still designing them, but they should be ready shortly.

Rumor #4 - There will be a stripper pole.
Truth: Buy a ticket to find out.
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